Chestnut Jordans

What is Chestnut Jordans?

The "phantom shits"; the painful feeling of having to take a shit after you are hit in the balls. Sometimes occurs with blueballs as well.

"Damn dude ever since BP hit me in the nuts I've had the worst case of chestnut jordans"

See blueballs, balls, nuts, shit, phantom

Luis Febo

1. hispanic chode HOLY SHIT DUDE! YOU HAVE A LUIS FEBO! See small, fat, tan, ugly, foreskin..

Vagisac

1. Noun - A vagina with balls hanging out of it Verb - To teabag someone when you have a vagisac Holy crap that shemale has a HUGE Vagisa..

Uberpoo

1. A 'super poo'. A specific type of poo that just feels divine. No pain, just pleasure. They are very rare. They have been known..

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