Chestnut Jordans

What is Chestnut Jordans?

The "phantom shits"; the painful feeling of having to take a shit after you are hit in the balls. Sometimes occurs with blueballs as well.

"Damn dude ever since BP hit me in the nuts I've had the worst case of chestnut jordans"

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I've Fallen And Cant Get Up

1. A girl takes a penis from behind while on the ground while giving hand jobs to men on the left and right, while blowing the man in the m..

W.a.b

1. Stands for what a bitch. If it is early in the morning and one person thinks it would be funny if they were really loud and annoying wh..

Lustbucket

1. A person of the opposite sex who you cant keep your pants on when you are in their physical presence. That girl was such a lustbucket, ..

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