Chestnut Jordans

What is Chestnut Jordans?

The "phantom shits"; the painful feeling of having to take a shit after you are hit in the balls. Sometimes occurs with blueballs as well.

"Damn dude ever since BP hit me in the nuts I've had the worst case of chestnut jordans"

See blueballs, balls, nuts, shit, phantom

Zookkake

1. An event where many animals ejaculate on a woman's face. That bitch is drenched in dog cum from the zookkake. See animal, bukkake..

Mahega

1. A mixture of the words mega and massive, it is a similar term to mahusive, in that it represents something awesome in size or quality. ..

Triple Nine

1. Almost, but not quite. In other words close, but no cigar. (999 is almost 1,000 but not quite) -"Shit, I triple nined in my Hist..

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