Chestnut Jordans

What is Chestnut Jordans?


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The "phantom shits"; the painful feeling of having to take a shit after you are hit in the balls. Sometimes occurs with blueballs as well.

"Damn dude ever since BP hit me in the nuts I've had the worst case of chestnut jordans"

See blueballs, balls, nuts, shit, phantom


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