What is Chetan?
1.
A fool who is a bad ass mutha fucka and has sex with anyone he wants to. Casually referred to as a "thug."
Man that dude's name is Chetan
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2.
Chetan means enthusiasm, full of joy and happiness, love to live the life completely...always calm and presence of mind..Love to play sport..
Chetan Sharma who lives in Mayur Vihar Phase - III is a live example as mentioned above.:) keens to live life with full of joy all the way around.
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3.
One who smears fat people's faeces over their own face using his elephant feet.
Usually has no friends and is considered a social outcast in society.
He is morbidly obese and is unable to walk. Some may see this person as paralyzed under the neck as all they see is this pooface eat all day without moving the rest of his body apart from his mouth! Therefore some may be forced to call him Shitface Hawking!
His favourite mode of transport is the rusty granny wheelchair that he stole from ankurs grandfather. It has no wheels and only moves when hit by a car.
A 'Chetan' is awful at playing football and when he tries, he falls to the floor to eat the grass and smear bird shit all over his man boobs.
Pooface Shithead Fanny fleeRetard Chetan
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usually a person with no friends and is a social outcast.
to be called a chetan is a pure and direct insult towards humanity in itself. Chetan can be a word yelled in any location where someone that matches the term cannot be found.
It is the single most said phrase spoken for no purpose what so ever.
guy 1:"hey guys did you see that girl down the road? She.. CHETAN!!!! CHETAN!!!"
guy 2: "wuts wrong with you dude?"
guy 3: "you can say chetan anytime you want you idiot!"
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