Chevrolegs

What is Chevrolegs?


1.

The kind of vehicle you own when you can't afford a car.

Your feet.

Girl: "What kind of car you got?"

Guy: "Chevrolegs."

Girl: "Loser!"

2.

A)What you need when your peice of shit Chevy breaks down and you have to walk to get a tow truck.

B)Something you dont have when you own a Ford.

A)Man......I have to use my Chevrolegs, again, I can't belive it! The damn Chevy broke down again and I have to find a tow truck.

B)Look at that looser....He is using his Chevrolegs, He must be broke down. I'm glad I'm in a Ford......I dont need Chevrolegs.

See chevy, junk, farm truck

3.

misspelled word of Chevrolet, an American car company, famous for making the Corvette, and that's it.

Its pronounciation sounds like "shave your leg"

Newton: does Toyota make the Corvette?

Guy: No you idiot, Chevy did.

4.

A poorly made American vehicle. When you can't afford a ford, and can not see the power of Hemi. You would even be better off in a Toyota.

dummy: Dude check out my new Chevy

dude: So you sprouted some Chevrolegs.

dummy: what?

dude: well, it's just that you bought a piece of crap, with a bowtie.


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