What is Chevrolet?
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the greatest manufacturer of any automobile on earth
your ford F-350 will get ran over by my cavalier
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A very good, reliable car!
The chevrolet comaro is the bomb!
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Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Some cars from Chevrolet are nice like the C6 Corvette, but most of them are just...junk!!!
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Do you know what a Daewoo car is? I'll tell you what they are, they're a big pile of shit.
And I'll tell you why Daewoo cars are crap too. In Japan, making a car is an exercise in science and efficiency, constantly striving for a better car in which ever way possible. The Europeans design cars with passion, whether it be German engineering or Italian flair for design.
However, in Korea, they're viewed as fridges. As anonymous mass produced white goods. There is no passion for the car, they just knock em out fast and cheap. There's no need to design these cars, they'll just go for whatever is cheapest.
That is the reason why Daewoo cars are a bag of bollocks. Everyone in Britain knows this, so what did General Motors do? They rename Daewoo to Chevrolet. Check it out on Google, look for Chevrolet's European site, there's no corvette there unlike the american one, but there is the shitcart that is the Daewoo Matiz. Wait, I mean Chevrolet Matiz.
So apparently, by defiling the name of the trustworthy American car manufacturer, General Motors believes that it'll con us into buying their tripe. Every time a new Chevrolet is sold, a person is conned out of their money for some poor quality Korean merchandise.
And that's why I've written this definition, for anyone who doesn't know. Stay away from Chevrolet cars in Europe, they're fucking shit.
Hey Mike, I just got a new Chevrolet Corvette, it's well nice.
Oh wait, I'm in the UK, so it's just a Corvette, you know, GM had to drop the Chevrolet label on that car so it wouldn't be confused with the turd on wheels cars they sell over here.
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Cracked Heads, Every Vavle Rattles, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks
redneck 1: Man this truck needs some work
Redneck 2:Like what?
Redneck 1: CHEVROLET repairs
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The best, fastest, highest performance, smoothest running,not sounding like a sewing machine piece of shit Ford, car and/or engine on the planet as long as it was made before 1978.
True Story: My dad gave me a 1973 Chevrolet Blazer with 4-wheel drive and full removable top all the way back from the top of the windshield like a convertible car. This early SUV, because of its era, is equipped with a real engine, not some little momma's boy 6 banger or 4 banger child's toy. This truck has a 1968 Chevy Camaro 350cc V8 in it that has all the same parts that it had the very day it was shipped from the factory 40 years ago. When I recieved it it had sat in a field with no hood for 15 years and not been started once, let alone ran or driven. I went out and replaced the battery and started the truck the same day I got it and it ran like it was brand new after 25 years of service and 15 years of outright neglect. I've been driving it for a year now and all ive done since then is replace the oil and Im about to give it a tune up.
(Ford never made anything like the older Blazer with a fully removable top except their ugly ass Bronco and only 2 models of them have that. Fucking piecer, they've got the wheel base of a Sherman tank, you can take a wide corner at 30 with the piece of shit and it'll damn near flip.) So for all of you who still want to say that Ford (who by the way was a racist, a segregationist and anti American supporter of Hitler, whose tanks were built by none other than Ford motor company)is better I have only one thig to say; prove it.
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The biggest peice of shit car to ever be made. One which when hits a mild turn rolls at first turn of the wheel crushing everyone inside with its dodgey interior. A car for anyone with no actual knowledge of auto mobiles who whenever they see a car on the street shout out the name of the model pronouncing it entirely incorrect. A car for dirty rednecks with an IQ of 54.
Hey Rob look its a piece of shit on wheels.
No George dont be silly thats a CHEVROLET!
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