What is Chevy Cavalier?
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The best car you can ever own. Especially if you are approved at the dealership for more than the Kia is worth.
My 92' chevy cavalier had 289000 miles on it when I sold it.
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an import domestic car that has just enough power to get into parking gear. known for faulty ignitions, overheating, and murdering tires even when professionally aligned.
if you want to buy my Chevy Cavalier, go for it. just expect to have your doors blown off by every
rice burner with one of those fins on the back..
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my car... my friends car... my exs car.... the best domestic import out there... stock z24s can stomp and stock civic
jbody enough said...
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A normally lackluster economy vehicle offered in two and four door stylings and an array of engines throughout it's over-lived career. In Z24 or LS Ecotec garb, this vehicle is decent and has some potential as well as a decent price tag.
The Cavalier is difficult to be proud of due to the amount of 2.2SOHC grey-bumpered cavaliers, as well as the All-American hicks who will most loudly represent.
"There's no replacement for displacement. Oh... nevermind... it's a 2.2 liter SOHC 4cyl..."
"Ecotec... is that like... an American V-TEC?"
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1. Bare minimum to be a car
2. Ultimate transportation for someone who has the $25 to buy one
What Happened to your passenger side mirror?
What do you mean? It didn't come with one!
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A car that saves you money when you buy it but will cost you lots in the long run. American car companies offer 0% financing, which is how they sell so many cars. Then they make the profit on the aftermarket parts to fix all those cars.
The Cavalier is known for its bad bearings, head gasket, brakes, paint, trim, doors hinges, radio, lower control arms, abs system, seatbelts and overall high maintenance.
Save now and pay later is the motto here, buy a Toyota or Honda next time.
Damn, looks like the other front wheel bearings needs to be replaced. *opens wallet*
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A tri-colored automobile, due to the wearing off of paint, that will progress through a series of equally painful "crap modes" throughout it's far too short life. In these modes, the car will be unable to accelerate, turn on, or perform other necessary tasks. However, despite the world of trouble and pain, the Cavalier instills a sense of fierce loyalty and pride.
(Person A): What is that awful clanking sound?
(Person B): Yeah, that's just B squared D trying to coast into a parking spot, since his car won't accelerate and cuts out everytime he slows below 20 miles per hour.
(Person A): Wow, why does he keep that piece of junk?
(Person B): Are you serious? Man, he has a fierce sense of loyalty toward that beast...until he sold it for $30 to a random guy...
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