What is Chevy Malibu?
1.
The only car known to mankind to actually cause it's owner/driver to become LESS cool and more of a pussy every single fucking mile it is driven.
"I thought the dude was OK....."
"Are you fucking kidding me,man? He drives a Chevy Malibu!!"
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2.
When a man is releasing excrement and receiving oral pleasures by a man or a female. The Chevy Malibu is the final moment when you poop and ejaculate at the same time.
"After dinner at a Bill's Burrito Hut with my girlfriend, my girlfriend was horny while i was taking a shit; therefore the Chevy Malibu was preformed"
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