Chew And Jew

What is Chew And Jew?


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To leave a restaurant without leaving a tip, thus 'jewing' the serving staff.

Server 1: Why so sad?

Server #2: I had two tables chew and jew already this evening.

Server #1: That sucks. But it's also kind of racist of you.

Server #2: Fuck you.

See dine and dash, chew and screw, jew, tip, gyp


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