Chew And Screw Edit Meaning

1.

to eat an expensive meal, then skip out on the bill.

I just had a steak dinner at the Four Seasons.

Expensive?.

Nah, I chewed and screwed.

2.

(v) To eat and leave quickly.

"Sorry I have to chew and screw, Mom. I have to get to work."

See dash, meal, run, vacate

3.

To go down on a female and follow up by having sex.

I gave her the old chew and screw yesterday, now her vag is looser than gay guys with a bottle of milk of magnesia.

See vag, oral sex, eating out, going down