Chew My Squirrel

What is Chew My Squirrel?


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As a phrase, is synonymous in context with "kiss my ass".

Person 1: "Wouldn't it be great to have a monkey?"

Person 2: "That wouldn't be great at all. Monkeys throw their own feces at eachother."

Person 1: "Yeah? Well you can chew my squirrel!"

See chew, squirrel, my, the, and, feces, kiss, ass


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