Chew My Squirrel

What is Chew My Squirrel?


1.

As a phrase, is synonymous in context with "kiss my ass".

Person 1: "Wouldn't it be great to have a monkey?"

Person 2: "That wouldn't be great at all. Monkeys throw their own feces at eachother."

Person 1: "Yeah? Well you can chew my squirrel!"

See chew, squirrel, my, the, and, feces, kiss, ass


3

Random Words:

1. Someone who is so indescribably unattractive that it is impossible to fuck them. "I've thought about it dude, but she isn&apo..
1. he is "THE MAN". if he and miss lewis's ass got in a fight el suave would beat her down with his giant package. also he w..
1. Someone who goes to church for NO other reason than to find a date, mate, significant other, or spouse; this person will often church-ho..