Chewed And Glued

What is Chewed And Glued?


1.

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

2.

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

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