What is Chewed Oatmeal?
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The consistency of shit where it neither has the texture of a solid nor liquid. Rather a chunky brew of odorous fecal matter resembling chewed oatmeal, hence the name. Often times the result of eating raw eggs..
I walked into the bathroom stall, and the toilet was filled with chewed oatmeal!
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Generic/supermarket own brand energy drink and vodka. Commonly Red Bull+vodka.
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