Chewing The Cotton

What is Chewing The Cotton?


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When a lady's HUNGRY BEAVER is SMACKING ITS LIPS in anticipation of feasting on a gentleman's log, but meanwhile has to be content with SUCKING THE COTTON GUSSET of her knickers.

While they watched the football match on television, Gwen's bearded beast was impatiently CHEWING THE COTTON. By the time that her man eventually consented to SHARE HIS MEAT RATION, her side of the settee was saturated with beaver-spit.

See hunger, impatience, anticipation, frustration, cotton, pacifier, Persson


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