What is Chewing The Gristle?
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performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.
masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork
severing the umbilical cord with teeth
"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"
"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"
"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you
chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"
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Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.
When the chicks are g..