What is Chewnieswinger?
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Dundee slang (derived from chewing gum swinger: from the habit of these girls to sit on the back of a bus and play with chewing gum with their fingers) for female addidas tracksuit wearing urban lowlifes. Hair will be pulled back so tight that the skin is pulled back (see Croydon facelift) but a superglued hairsprayed fringe is a must as is too much makeup.
Some chewnieswinger was hayin an argument with her gadgie boyfriend on the bus the day.
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A bad dream involving Barack Obama.
Q Why do black people have nightobamares?
A: Cause the last black person who had a dream got shot!..
