Chews The Root

What is Chews The Root?

(loosely) Really, really, really sucks.

This New Jersey slang phrase is the only expression I know of that can decisively trump "sucks"; how, methinks, is self-explanatory.

I thought the first band sucked, but that next one, they really chewed the root.

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