Chews The Root

What is Chews The Root?

(loosely) Really, really, really sucks.

This New Jersey slang phrase is the only expression I know of that can decisively trump "sucks"; how, methinks, is self-explanatory.

I thought the first band sucked, but that next one, they really chewed the root.

Coker Poked

1. To experience Life-Altering or otherwise fantastic cunnilingus or intercourse. "Daaaayum, Homie! Susan's walking like she&apo..

Dousche Fag

1. the delightful combo of dousche and fag Think fast dousche fag See dousche, fag, tool, moron, looser..

Closet Friend

1. a nerdy or embarassing friend that you hide from your other "cooler" friends. I asked my closet friend Sue to help me with my..

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