Chews The Root

What is Chews The Root?

(loosely) Really, really, really sucks.

This New Jersey slang phrase is the only expression I know of that can decisively trump "sucks"; how, methinks, is self-explanatory.

I thought the first band sucked, but that next one, they really chewed the root.

Oldfags

1. Oldfags are the cause of 50% of the cancer that is killing 4chan. They wouldn't stop bitching about the newfags and the "canc..

Yukon

1. A large, but unresponsive clitoris; a FRIGID RIDGE; an antonym for ICON. No matter how vigorously she yanked the YUKON, Nan's ho..

Fausage

1. The vegetarian (and vegan) substitute of sausage. Made with a soy base. Fake sausage. I had such a delicious breakfast of facon, fausag..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Chews The Root Edit Meaning