Chews The Root

What is Chews The Root?

(loosely) Really, really, really sucks.

This New Jersey slang phrase is the only expression I know of that can decisively trump "sucks"; how, methinks, is self-explanatory.

I thought the first band sucked, but that next one, they really chewed the root.

Obwious

1. Most definitely, so much so that it can be nothing but obvious to everyone. It was so obwious that I thought she was vegetized not to u..

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1. a mystical device that carrys a being from one place to another- merkin powered YO FLUFF, i pimped out my launcher last week and flew o..

The Loaded Idaho Joe

1. When one takes their cock and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes and then tops it with sour cream, bacon bits, chives and ched..

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