What is Chewy Black Bum Spider?
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a nugget of poo with pubes stuck in it that is discovered whilst going down on someone.
dave: dude i went down on this girl i met at the bar last night
gerald: good times?
dave: no way when i came up i realised i had something in my teeth..
gerald: what was it?
dave: a chewy black bum spider.
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