Chewy Black Bum Spider Edit Meaning

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a nugget of poo with pubes stuck in it that is discovered whilst going down on someone.

dave: dude i went down on this girl i met at the bar last night

gerald: good times?

dave: no way when i came up i realised i had something in my teeth..

gerald: what was it?

dave: a chewy black bum spider.

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