Chewy Jewy

What is Chewy Jewy?


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A Star-of-David shaped chewy candy made by a Jewish candy company.In the middle of the candy,there is a shiny quarter.You eat the candy,and you get the quarter.BUT-if there are any Jews in the surrounding area,they have an obligation to take the quarter back and put it in their piggy banks.

Man:Hey,this Chewy Jewy is great!Ooh-a shiny quarter!!

Jew:*tackles man to ground and takes the quarter* Sorry,its a rule *runs away*

See chewy, jewy, quarter, cheap, stingy, joking


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