Chewy Shorts

What is Chewy Shorts?

The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and stops shaving her legs above the knees.

We only dated for a few weeks when she started growin' chewy shorts.

See shaving, grooming

Hooziness

1. The ability to bake delicious cookies using magic. He's fantastic. I hope some of his hooziness will rub off on me. See Ricky..

Necrophaliac

1. Adj. - One who sucks dead tube sausage, usually derogatory Tommy is a necrophaliac, his breath smells like rot and mansauce. See necro..

Kinky Karl

1. When having sex with a girl in the missionary position, drunk and hopped up on coke, you procede to vomit on her neck/hair, then use her..

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