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When you and one of your friends are sittin in a Taco Bell and some dude is on a date with his girlfriend and she looks at you and your ..
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A masturbation technique used only by the savviest of males. Simply place your weak hand on a chair and sit on it for 5 minutes (righti..
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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..