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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
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Someone who produces pleasing, fast results of a visual nature.
"Wow! Get a load of that picture! It must have been done by a Mast..
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when one defecates in is/her ass crack and the partner licks it out
yo dude, that mutha gave me an urban pita wrap last night, fo shizz..