Chicago Blackhawks

What is Chicago Blackhawks?


1.

NHL team w/ like 5 championships, but none sine the '60s; throught the '90s, only had 3 playoff berths, despite spending a lot of money;

The Blackhawks lost in the 1st round in '02.

2.

Technically an NHL hockey team. Also part of the original six. Actually the Blackhawks play some of the worst hockey in the league. They have only clinched a playoff spot once in the last eight years. Honestly, they're so embarassing that half of Chicago prefers to pretend the team does not exist. Their last Stanley Cup goes back to 1961. It's hard to imagine this team getting good again. What makes a lot of people feel sad for this team is obviously the fact that they're part of the original six.

The Chicago Blackhawks have the worst power play in the NHL. A season of 25 wins qualifies as a decent season for them. The Detroit Red Wings really like playing against the Hawks. Free points are always nice.

See hawks

3.

team w/ perhaps the worst ownership in pro sports, even worse than that other crappy chicago team (wait, that's all of them!); 1 playoff berth last 7 years

Blackhawk down...in the standings!


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