What is Chicago Cub Fans?
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One of the most pathetic creatures on this planet. They don't come to watch the game (who would?) and they know nothing about baseball. Their only joy is making fun of Sox fans, to which Sox fans proceed to beat the shit out of the pansy Cub fan. Cub fans also live in the past, always referring to the 2003 playoffs, which they famously and hilariously lost.
Chicago Cub fans 1-Wow, the Sox won the World Series.
Cub fan 2-Yeah, but did they make it to the playoffs in '03?
Cub fan 1-No!
Together-Yeah, we are so good!
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