Chicago Martini

What is Chicago Martini?

To drink douche water

After Molly douched, I treated myself to a Chicago martini.

A cocktail made with gin and scotch, instead of the typical martini's vermouth.

Chicago martini recipe: Stir 4 parts gin to 1 part scotch in a pitcher with ice; strain into martini glasses and garnish with olives.

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