Chicago Style Pizza

What is Chicago Style Pizza?


1.

The finest, most delicious and awesome Pizza ever to come out of an oven. Chicago-style pizza is a deep-dish pizza style developed in Chicago by the first Italian immigrants (other things developed by the same people were the mafia and the wifebeater). True Chicago-style pizza features a buttery crust (which can only be made here cuz of the water), ample amounts of cheese and chunky tomato sauce. The top producers of this pizza are:

Lou Malnatti's

Giordano's

Gino's East

Uno & Due

Bacino's

Rannalli's

Ricobene's

Some people might say that they like NY stlye Pizza better. But only to know for yourself is to actually go both places and eat pizza there. Going to the "chicago-style" and "New-York-Style" pizzerias in your lil bumkin town and comparing the 2 doesn't actually count.

(Chicago also has many pizzerias serving thin-crust pizzas for some of you pussies who can't handle the truth, some of which are in a style unique to the Windy City, but as a term Chicago-style pizza generally refers to deep-dish styles.

The first thing I do when I hit Chicago is get some pussy, Then get some Chicago Style Pizza!!

See dough, cheese, chicago, food, restaurants

2.

An overrated loaf of bread with a sludge and grease in the middle. Better classified as a quiche.

One Chicago Style Pizza will feed a pond of ducks for a year.

See overrated, loaf, dough, cheese, crap, quiche, chicago, gas, bloated, floormat


25

Random Words:

1. One who worships Norm Abrams, or, like Norm, believes that a power tool exists for every task. Opposite of Neander. I suggested that h..
1. Uglydolls are a line of toys created by independent toy designers David Horvath and Sun-Min Kim. The first commercially available Uglyd..
1. drawing penises on EVERYTHING, and I mean everything because you are immature and it's funny as crap. This may also include making..
Book Banner