Chicago-style Edit Meaning

1. A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease. Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing. "OMG i got a seasoned penis..

1. Someone who states in public they want to buy a Landrover Defender, but in reality will actually end up buying a second hand Suzuki Vita..

1. basically its "shit" "Pick up the dog's a-12 off the porch ass fuck!" See shit, caca, poop, turd..