What is Chick Logic?
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A peculiar form of "logic" demonstrated only by women. Responsible for the commonly observed phenomenon of chicks inferring things that make no Goddamn sense.
In real logic, one might say "A implies B, and I know A. Therefore, B."
In chick logic, one might say "A makes me feel B, therefore the color orange and pastrami sandwiches."
"Yeah, Debbie's been acting really weird lately. She said I must be cheating on her because I didn't notice her new coffee maker."
"Dude, that's chick logic for you."
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