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A quaffer of quims, a mingemuncher, a carpet inspector, a connoisseur of the bearded clam
I gave her quim a real good quaffing, so that..
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On the toilet. Taking a poop.
Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm in a conference call and my boss is being a real asshole.
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well...when two sharks REALLY love each other...
*actually this is a form of f-in sucked, but the person who originally sent it in an e..