What is Chicken Bomb?
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A technique used by pissed-off chickens to get back at farmers for feeding them the bread equivilent of soot and mucus and then killing them. It involves bending over just when a farmer is leaning close, and then firing out an egg like a bazooka at around 65-70 mph into his face. Those who get egg shell in his eye get a standing ovation and double their daily ration of corn.
"Ah shit. I just got chicken bombed. Oh god I think I'm blind!"
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Used as nickname for close friends with the name Kirk.
Originated in Schertz, a small city beside San Antonio.
Hey, Kirkie-workie, how..
