Chicken Breath

What is Chicken Breath?


1.

edward ford is motherfucking son of a chicken hu breathe smells so much dat he finks COLGATE is da name given 2 da tappin up of ashley cole by chelsea. as he is a chelsea fan and goes 2 every game i'll feel sorry 4 anyone hu sits near him with his chicken breath and his variety bucket. his favourite time of year is easter and least favourite time is bathtime. please someone do all ur sense of smell a favour n introduce him 2 da use of water 4 washing and a tic tac.

i feel like chicken tonight

i don't. i'm sittin nxt 2 edward ford 2day

c edward fordstinky chicken breathe 4 more info.

See anon

2.

is a vile stinky fungus that is embedded in the centre of body that you can smell a mile off this comes from someone called Edward 'Smelly Cunt' Ford'a disease that is not wanted by anyone.

He has a wash once a bluemoon, and brushes his teeth every leap year

HAVE A WASH U SMELLY CUNT

the gay boy that has only got 4 shirts and 1 trouser

a school shirt that has fungus all over it. WASH IT U SMELLY CUNT

and has the cheapest season ticket at chelsea, only £400 supposedly hes a millionaire. But i think that millionaire have a wash once in while

BUY SOME NEW CLOTHES U TRAMP, AND NOT FROM EBAY U TIGHT SMELLY CUNT

WHATS HIS DREAM

'' I WANT TO MARCH DOWN TO SOUTHALL AND TELL EVERYONE TO GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY''

EDWARD FORD JACKS OFF TO THE BNP AND NATIONAL FRONT, HE MAYBE WANTS ALL GIRLS TO GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY AS HE IS A GAY

HE THINKS hE HAS FRIENDS BUT DOESNT HAVE ANY.

HIS DAD HAS A SNIPER RIFLE AND WILL COME FOR U, WHERE FROM

OH YEAH

WEMBLEY MARKET

THATS WHERE ALL MILLIONNAIRES SHOP

FAMOUS PHRASE

'4 FOR A POUND'

skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk

See anonymous


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