Chicken Cow

What is Chicken Cow?


1.

A beast that comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero. It can rip your head off, it can fly as high as a bird, and it can bite your face. It has killed as many as 100,000 people. It can also stab you in the ass.

The chicken cow attacked my brother. It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold. His ass was frost bitten. His ass was also numb.

2.

The extremely dangerous Chicken Cow as defined by the late musician and artist Wesley Willis is a beast that only comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero and is known for breaking glass and attacking his brother by stabbing him in the ass on at least 1 occasion (possibly with a knife or it's beak). Wesley notes that the animal has killed at least 100,000 people. It is also desribed as having a tendancy towards decapitating its victims or "rip your head off" as Wesley puts it. Physical description was never provided about the animal but, it's assumed that it has the head of a cow and the lower body and wings of a chicken due to its ability to fly and capability of jumping as high as a bird.

"This beast attacked my brother

It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold

His hands were frostbitten

His hands were also numb... The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow"

--Wesley Willis

See chicken cow, wesley willis

3.

The act of channeling all the power of the great Wesley (RIP), into your foot and nailing someone in the balls with vomet-producing force.

Tasker and Jeremy decided to call upon all of the power of the late Wesley and lay a dual chicken cow onto the testes of Max. The three of them shortly died thereafter.

4.

the harmless friend of catdog

chicken cow and catdog went to s slumber party

See Norman


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