What is Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana?


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A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.

After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!

Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."

Dale: "Bummer."

Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."

Dale: "High-Five!"

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