Chicken Nugget Edit Meaning

1.

Not to be confused with a Chode, a Chicken Nugget is a penis of small proportions. Like a real chicken nugget it is less than a mouthful, not satisfying by itself, and can be warmed up and finished off in less than 3 minutes.

Girl: "Golly, that guy can dance; I bet he is good in the sack."

Friend: "Shucks, you would think, but we found out he only has a chicken nugget."

See chode, little dick, prick, wiener, willy

2.

an ugly fat person at a pool

GEtTA ShiRT on U FUgLY cHICken NUGGet!!!!

3.

A common form of discipline first adopted by vexed American townspeople in the early and mid 19th century, to eradicate bank robbers and consisting of three basic actions done unto the criminal:

a. the criminal would be tied down, and his arms and legs removed by wood saw, becoming a 'nugget'

b. he would then be tarred and feathered, becoming a 'chicken' in addition to already being a 'nugget'

c. finally, he would be placed at the site of his robbery, and be made to squawk like a chicken, thus becoming a 'chicken nugget'. Oftentimes, the criminal would later be eaten by members of the community, completing the nuggetting cycle

More recently, this practice has been revived to punish noobs, posers, and virgin sluts, and the nugget is usually consumed at the local KFC by all of their past victims

e.g. #1

Towns person: You robbed our bank, you know what this means. Chicken Nugget Time!

Criminal: Please, please, please just kill me. Do anything, anything, pierce my urethra with an infected needle, anything, just don't make me into a chicken nugget... I'll suck your dick man...

Towns person: You have left me no choice. Prepare the saws. But wait, first... were you serious about the bj?

e.g. #2

Guy 1: bro! Why are you cutting off Jim's arms and legs, he was gonna answer all of our lab questions!

Guy 2: Dude, chillax. Jim isn't gonna die until I finish chicken nuggetting him. Besides, he was a total poser - he was only pretending to be smart. I can't wait to try him with Honey BBQ

See torture, death, cruelty, hell

4.

A term of abuse towards a girl, calling her cheap white meat.

that chicks a chicken nugget

See chicken, nugget, girl, white, meat

5.

The act of throwing a handful of flour at someone just as they are about to step out of the shower as you scream "CHICKEN NUGGET!"

My wife had just finished showering when I ran into the bathroom and hurled a ball of flour at her and screamed "chicken nugget!"

See flour, nugget, chicken, shower

6.

when someone pulls out their ballsack and trys to show it to people.

OMG, someone from kitchen staff is running around trying to give people chicken nuggets

See testes, testicles, zipper, chicken, nugget

7.

The Chicken Nugget is a Term that evaluates when a man is having sex with a girl on the beach. You start by getting her really wet. And you wear a lubricated condom. When she orgasms you pull out, Stick your dick in the sand quickly. Then proceed to stick the sandy penis in her Vagina.

Remember when your sister couldn't walk right for a month? My bad about giving her the chicken nugget.

See sand, sandsnatch, fucked up