What is Chicken Run?
1.
doing something last minute, usually the result of disorganization or procrastination
K: Did you finish your assignment?
B: nah, Im gonna pull a chicken run Monday morning
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2.
When you and your friends are at the mall and are hungry, but don't feel like buying anything. Thus, you walk by the restaurants at the food court that hand out free chicken (usually bourbon chicken). Often repeated as hunger necessitates.
"Dude, I'm hungry but I don't have any money!."
"It's okay, let's make a chicken run!"
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3.
To perform the chicken-run:
1. Get friend drunk/stoned.
2. Tie their hands in front of them.
3. Peel down their pants at the back just enough so their crack is showing.
4. Insert a small strip of toilet paper into the victim...i mean, friend's brown baby boy button.
5. Set fire to aforementioned TP and, since their hands are tied up so they cant reach back to put it out, they run around for a while like a chicken.
6. Watch and chuckle. Filming the ordeal is good blackmail.
"ok, when hotpopulardrunkchick passes out, we'll chickenrun her"
