Chickenbeefporkturkey Edit Meaning

1. Slapping the shit out of someone until their face is red and sizzling like freshly cooked bacon. My skank hooker wife kept mouthing off..

1. A very hairy individual. Usually can be seen driving a soccer-mom Mercedes Benz, wearing oversized sunglasses, or eating a delicious hoa..

1. The effect on the wall of your moving shadow, caused by the headlights of a van driving by at night. The vantasm was awesome last night..