Chickenknife Edit Meaning

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Chickenknife is a thin flimsy piece of stainless steel, with no teeth to speak of. It is used mainly for spreading, getting mustard out of jars, reflecting sunlight into people's eyes and cutting lame meat like chicken, or ham.

Primarily used by Jerks or Camp Eddie.

Chickenknife can be found in pubs and restaurants the world over and is a substandard utensil.

Not to be used by legends.

Camp Eddie ordered chicken and was handed Chickenknife to cut it with.

Max and Jon had to use Lockharton their dinner because it was red meat, and therefore more manly.

Max: "Ha ha, look at Eddie using chickenknife."

Jon: "He sure is a Jerk."

Max: "I wonder if he has a hair lip?"

Jon: "I think it's more of a cleft palette."

Max and Jon: "Jerk"

Eddie: "Sigh"

See jerk, eddie, chickenknife, lockhart, max, jon, hair, lip, camp, chicken, meat, ham