Chictionary

What is Chictionary?


1.

A personal listing of a player's selection of females that he can obtain sexual congress from at any point of the day or night, any day of the year. Usually kept in a blackbook or internet excel document that is hidden from all members of the chictionary, because of course they each think they're the only one.

1) Wow, I struck out big time tonight. Time to go home and call a floozy from my chictionary.

2) Vocally: Thanks so much for your number, Sally!

Mentally: You've just been added to the chictionary, Sally.

See little black book, the man, diggler

2.

A girl who gives guys advice on what girls like, particularly to help them with relationship problems.

Guy 1: Dude, Rachael just told me exactly how I can win Rebecca back!

Guy 2: Yeah man, Rachael's a total Chictionary.

See advice, helpful, girl friend, chick, bitch


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