What is Chide?
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Antonym of "chode". A penis that is extremely long and very narrow.
Thats not a swizel stick, its Joe's chide.
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A needle dick (a dick thats super long but thin as hell).
It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!!!
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Chide is the feminine from of chode (penis bigger around than it is long). It is a vagina bigger around than it is deep. I've seen, in the deeper reaches of on-line personals, chode and chide mixer sites.
I was out of clean bowls, so I just ate my cereal out of Lindsey's chide.
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Instead of the male gooch, females have chides, which are huge nipples that take up almost the whole breast.
That girl's got chides like gargantuant peperonis.
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A guy that sits on a dick and waves one hand above their head in a circular motion
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Black people with extremely fair complexions (because they're so HIGH yellow it's like they're in orbit around the earth)..
