Chief Montazuma

What is Chief Montazuma?


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While a girl is on her period, a male pulls her tampon out with his teeth by the string. Continuing to hold the tampon string in his teeth, the male shakes his head back and forth like a barbaric warrior. This act of shaking will spread the period blood all over his face which will resemble Native American war paint. Chief Montazuma invented this tactic in 1602 as he donned war paint to fight Cortez and the rest of the spanish.

In order to establish his dominance among a flock of wild turkeys, Weston "flat-foot" Pontiac achieved Chief Montazuma status as he violently spread the war paint on his cheeks.

See oral sex, string, period, period blood, native american, indian


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