What is Chiefland?
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A podonk little town on the outskirts of nowhere loacted in northeast Fl (not the panhandle) that collectively owns 10 teeth and an 8th grade reading level. Everyone lives in a trailer and all the men are either chauvanistic wife beaters or hide their gay lifestyles so as not to be publically hanged. The one "shopping district" in the entire town consists of a Walmart plaza and a run down pizza shop. This is the ultimate breeding ground for rednecks and cockroaches. Don't blink-- you might drive by and not notice it.
Me: Dad, why did God make Chiefland?
Dad: Well, he had a little pile of sand left over when he was done creating the earth, so he took a dump on it and called it Chiefland.
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