Childbirth Dump

What is Childbirth Dump?


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A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:

*scream

*call obstetrician

*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.

Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.

See shit, dump, childbirth, huge, poop, crap, diarrhea


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