Childbirth Dump

What is Childbirth Dump?


1.

A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:

*scream

*call obstetrician

*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.

Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.

See shit, dump, childbirth, huge, poop, crap, diarrhea


49

Random Words:

1. A sandwich (usually a hamburger) whose patty/meat has been so charred that it has or almost has turned to ash. "I ordered my burge..
1. During anal sex between a man and a woman, the man pees while the woman poops. The canadian cyclone is done by perverts. See poop, pee..
1. Phrase 1. A phrase now used to denote a males desire to mate with a previously identified female,Usually with handcuffs. 2. A sexual ..