Chili Balls

What is Chili Balls?


1.

This is synonymous with testicular body odor. Chili describes the odor emanating from sweaty male testes. The degree of "chili-ness" will vary depending on

(1) the size of the balls,

(2) the level of sweat accumulating around the balls,

(3) amount of pubes growing from the vulnerable region, and

(4) the diet of the host.

It is important to note that women do not like chili balls. Before a date, a male should always do a "chili-check". Simply use your fingers to swipe under your balls and give it a quick whiff. If the smell screams Hormel, wash your nuts if you plan on getting any.

"That guy had major chili balls"

See balls, stinky, sweaty, testes, nuts

2.

This is synonymous with testicular body odor. Chili describes the odor emanating from sweaty male testes. The degree of "chili-ness" will vary depending on (

1) the size of the nuts,

(2) the level of sweat accumulating around the nuts,

(3) amount of pubes growing from said nuts, and

(4) the diet of the host.

It is important to note that women do not like chili balls. Before a date, a male should always do a "chili-check". Simply use your fingers to swipe under your balls and give it a quick whiff. If the smell screams Hormel, wash your nuts if you plan on getting any.

"That guy had major chili balls"

"Construction workers always have chili balls"

See balls, stinky, sweaty, testes, nuts


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