Chili Cookoff

What is Chili Cookoff?


1.

At least three men defecate on a woman's chest. She tastes and rates them, has sex with the first place winner, blows the runner-up, and the last man must eat the remaining shit from the woman's chest while she performs the tasks on the other two men.

Aw, man, I got last place in Susie's chili cookoff last weekend. The other guys really gave it their best.

See chili, shit, cleveland steamer, diarrhea, chile, defecate

2.

When all the bathroom stalls are full, and you have to shit so bad you have to go between another dudes open legs.

"I had to go so bad, and Fred was in the port-a-potty. Luckily he finished quickly, otherwise we would have held a chili cookoff!"

See chili, shit, bathroom, full


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