Chili Dog Surprise

What is Chili Dog Surprise?


1.

When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.

Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.

Guy Squeezes

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!

Then he yells "SURPRISE"

See fork in the road, shit


4

Random Words:

1. To be Kellen'd is too be jizzed on repeatedly with aged man yogurt. It reeks of old cheese and liquor. I Kellen'd that bitch..
1. Love between Rock Lee and Gaara of the Sand in the hot show Naruto. "I read some leegaa today! Gaara is such a uke!" See ga..
1. A drink made by hawiian punch that contains heroin that makes you addicted to it Dam I need a fix of Mazin Melon..