Chili Dog Surprise

What is Chili Dog Surprise?

1.

When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.

Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.

Guy Squeezes

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!

Then he yells "SURPRISE"

See fork in the road, shit
4

Random Words:

Zebow
1. someone that looks like a zebra and cow mixed together. rather having zebra print and chewing gum like a cow. MARIA YOU ARE SUCH A ZEBO..
Read more
Old Enough To Bleed, Old Enough To Breed
1. A phrase, usually used to be crude, indicating the age by which a girl should be having sex. "Old enough to bleed" refers to ..
Read more
Velocity
1. Defined as the change in position of an object (displacement) per unit of time. Velocity, unlike speed, takes into account the direction..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free