Chili Dog Surprise

What is Chili Dog Surprise?


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When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.

Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.

Guy Squeezes

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!

Then he yells "SURPRISE"

See fork in the road, shit


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