C'hill Edit Meaning

1. when you've had a poo and not wiped your bum properly resulting in an annoying itch. "I've got an itchy arse, must still..

1. A device that aids in the passage of time while having a No.2 (aka poo). Generally used by men rather than the ladies as they see it as ..

1. A notional bell that is rung when a discussion has deviated from the intended point, or any useful tributary. "Alrighty, I'm ..