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See: Zombie Vibrator
"Brrrtzzzzt! Hello? Hello? Are you there? Pick up!"..
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Why I do believe a vaginal rash is a rash located on or around the female genitalia.
In other words, that thing your mother has...
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Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.
A: So, what time is it?
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock...