Chill Music

What is Chill Music?


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Genre of slow, lame music that boosts the ego and wallets of otherwise worthless elderly, senile musicians on their day trips out of the nursing homes. Chill music developed from light, soft music that was originally used to put young children to sleep, and became commonplace as more and more has-beens blew through their millions. The arthritis in their fingers prevented them from ever playing anything semi-enjoyable, but they have managed to find ways to strum random notes that the tone deaf, and musically disinclined seem to like. They are particularily enjoyed by Jews, and other nonsensical creatures.

Chill Music includes:Goo Goo Dolls, Brad Paisley, Bob Seger

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