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when your sitting on the toilet and your not sure what hole its going to come out of.
Once upon a time I discovered assripping. I ate s..
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Anywhere I Fucking Well Please
White store clerk: Ma'am. You can't park here
Miss Thang: Excuyse me but I will park Anywhere..
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Look like ass - to look messy; sloppy and generally slovenly.
e.g. "That table looks like ass with all those papers stewn about!..