Chillometer

What is Chillometer?


1.

A short distance. A short relaxing walk or bike ride away, especially when tired or wanting to chill.

Ashur: "What do you want to do?"

Travis: "We could go to Tabor."

Ashur: "Nah, I'm too tired to walk that far. Lets go to Laurelhurst; it's only a chillometer away."

Travis: "Word."

See chillipede, chillosophy, chill

2.

How far you have to walk to calm down after being seriously pissed-off. A Chillometer can equal or exceed 1000 meters ( .625 miles )

I had to do a Chillometer after I found that my car had been booted! Then I did a second one, just to be sure.

See angry, annoyed, calm, chill, kilometer


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