Chilmaxin Edit Meaning

1. A salty penis or phallic expression. After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..

1. Something one shouts when forced to consider a hypothetical, yet horrendous sitsuation. "Man, I could menstruate a better cup of c..

1. a majestic species of mastodon that is located in the most wonderful locations. The frazzledons are almost extinct but they have mated a..