What is Chimbawop?
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A chimpanzee who completely and pathetically failed in life. Extremely miserable and decidedly given up on all hope, it went to the Koala Bear community for redemption only to be shat on by a family of agnostic Koalas and thrown off a cliff. Bruised emotionally and physically dead and mutilated across rocks, it was a chimpanzee no more. From the shit and blood rose, the Chimbawop. A creature defining stupidity at its prime.
I hope you fail so bad that when you say the word "shit" in despair, you actually turn into a chimbawop and jump off a diving board and miss the pool landing ankle first on cement.
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